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I Live Like Hell Is Empty

It. Is. Finished. — I had a lot I wanted to say for this Holy Week. It’s the first I’ve spent as a Sunday school teacher, and the first one of our kids has been aware enough to notice that something is off about Palm Sunday. …

Christianity

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I Live Like Hell Is Empty
I Live Like Hell Is Empty
Christianity

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Jun 8

An Open Letter To ALL Legging Manufacturers

Go back to making leggings that fit, please. — I’ve always been that freaky tall girl who everyone wants on their basketball team because she can just reach up and dunk the ball without jumping. Until the poor bastards find out that I play sports like this:

Womens Fashion

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An Open Letter To ALL Legging Manufacturers
An Open Letter To ALL Legging Manufacturers
Womens Fashion

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Jun 5

What If Jesus Christ Had A Sexual Identity?

I’m celebrating Pride Month with musings on the humanity of our God. — I’m a huge fan of the concept that God squeezed Himself into a flesh-onsie and walked around as people for a while. …

Pride

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What If Jesus Christ Had A Sexual Identity?
What If Jesus Christ Had A Sexual Identity?
Pride

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May 5

The Report Hack

An AP student’s guide to a flawless paper in 5 hours or less — The only things that are certain in life are death, taxes, and that Wikipeadia is not a reliable source for the serious, scholarly research that goes on in America’s public schools. As a former AP English student and professional writer, I am here to tell you that this is stupid…

High School

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The Report Hack
The Report Hack
High School

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Apr 28

The Case For An American Wage Cap

Another utopian solution for our dystopian society — In a world where, like, 10 major corporations in a trench coat hold more wealth, wield more power, and cause more damage to the planet than 8 billion individuals combined ever could, we definitely have an elephant in the room. To quote my brother:

Capitalism

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The Case For An American Wage Cap
The Case For An American Wage Cap
Capitalism

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Mar 31

I Can’t Stop Thinking About This Painting

And neither will you. — We all love the story of what happened to Pompeii in August of 79 A.D. It’s exactly the sort of ghastly that human beings love to stare at for a good shudder. …

Classical Art

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I Can’t Stop Thinking About This Painting
I Can’t Stop Thinking About This Painting
Classical Art

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Jan 26

A Warm Welcome To The Hockey Parents

Our policies have changed since your last stay… — Dear OurHockey Club members, Welcome back to our hotel! This is the third time your club has booked out our entire establishment, and we have, shall we say, anticipated your stay. As of your previous stays with us, some of our policies regarding large groups and unaccompanied children have changed…

Hotel

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A Warm Welcome To The Hockey Parents
A Warm Welcome To The Hockey Parents
Hotel

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Jan 11

There’s Asses In The Office

How to shut up and be grateful in 10 easy steps — I tried my best to come up with a witty title for this one, but mostly I’m just filled with feelings over what I just saw on my student portal. Anger, despair, disappointment, a sinking sensation that things aren’t moving in a positive direction fast enough for it to matter… …

Unpaid Internships

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There’s Asses In The Office
There’s Asses In The Office
Unpaid Internships

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Dec 19, 2022

I Really Can’t Stand “A Charlie Brown Christmas”

An unpopular opinion that needs to be told — When my brother and I were very little and his autism wasn’t diagnosed yet, he had a lot of trouble speaking like a normal human person. At four and five years old, he was still babbling in unintelligible baby-talk half the time, and people couldn’t understand him. Fortunately, at six…

Christmas Movies

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I Really Can’t Stand “A Charlie Brown Christmas”
I Really Can’t Stand “A Charlie Brown Christmas”
Christmas Movies

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Dec 7, 2022

Handling Conflict As A Christian

On theology, neurology, and petting lions this holiday season. — The human brain is a fascinating and terrifying place. This is the thing that governs every solitary sensation we have while bound in these clay vessels, and there’s clearly a reason it’s kept wrapped up under so many layers of blood, fibers of varied hardness, and other assorted gore. …

Neurology

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Handling Conflict As A Christian
Handling Conflict As A Christian
Neurology

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Emily Rose

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Just sitting here, making waves… #ramblingrose

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