Go back to making leggings that fit, please. — I’ve always been that freaky tall girl who everyone wants on their basketball team because she can just reach up and dunk the ball without jumping. Until the poor bastards find out that I play sports like this:

I’m celebrating Pride Month with musings on the humanity of our God. — I’m a huge fan of the concept that God squeezed Himself into a flesh-onsie and walked around as people for a while. …

An AP student’s guide to a flawless paper in 5 hours or less — The only things that are certain in life are death, taxes, and that Wikipeadia is not a reliable source for the serious, scholarly research that goes on in America’s public schools. As a former AP English student and professional writer, I am here to tell you that this is stupid…

Another utopian solution for our dystopian society — In a world where, like, 10 major corporations in a trench coat hold more wealth, wield more power, and cause more damage to the planet than 8 billion individuals combined ever could, we definitely have an elephant in the room. To quote my brother:

And neither will you. — We all love the story of what happened to Pompeii in August of 79 A.D. It’s exactly the sort of ghastly that human beings love to stare at for a good shudder. …

Our policies have changed since your last stay… — Dear OurHockey Club members, Welcome back to our hotel! This is the third time your club has booked out our entire establishment, and we have, shall we say, anticipated your stay. As of your previous stays with us, some of our policies regarding large groups and unaccompanied children have changed…

How to shut up and be grateful in 10 easy steps — I tried my best to come up with a witty title for this one, but mostly I’m just filled with feelings over what I just saw on my student portal. Anger, despair, disappointment, a sinking sensation that things aren’t moving in a positive direction fast enough for it to matter… …

An unpopular opinion that needs to be told — When my brother and I were very little and his autism wasn’t diagnosed yet, he had a lot of trouble speaking like a normal human person. At four and five years old, he was still babbling in unintelligible baby-talk half the time, and people couldn’t understand him. Fortunately, at six…

On theology, neurology, and petting lions this holiday season. — The human brain is a fascinating and terrifying place. This is the thing that governs every solitary sensation we have while bound in these clay vessels, and there’s clearly a reason it’s kept wrapped up under so many layers of blood, fibers of varied hardness, and other assorted gore. …