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Jan 26

A Warm Welcome To The Hockey Parents

Our policies have changed since your last stay… — Dear OurHockey Club members, Welcome back to our hotel! This is the third time your club has booked out our entire establishment, and we have, shall we say, anticipated your stay. As of your previous stays with us, some of our policies regarding large groups and unaccompanied children have changed…

Hotel

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A Warm Welcome To The Hockey Parents
A Warm Welcome To The Hockey Parents
Hotel

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Jan 11

There’s Asses In The Office

How to shut up and be grateful in 10 easy steps — I tried my best to come up with a witty title for this one, but mostly I’m just filled with feelings over what I just saw on my student portal. Anger, despair, disappointment, a sinking sensation that things aren’t moving in a positive direction fast enough for it to matter… …

Unpaid Internships

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There’s Asses In The Office
There’s Asses In The Office
Unpaid Internships

9 min read


Dec 19, 2022

I Really Can’t Stand “A Charlie Brown Christmas”

An unpopular opinion that needs to be told — When my brother and I were very little and his autism wasn’t diagnosed yet, he had a lot of trouble speaking like a normal human person. At four and five years old, he was still babbling in unintelligible baby-talk half the time, and people couldn’t understand him. Fortunately, at six…

Christmas Movies

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I Really Can’t Stand “A Charlie Brown Christmas”
I Really Can’t Stand “A Charlie Brown Christmas”
Christmas Movies

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Dec 7, 2022

Handling Conflict As A Christian

On theology, neurology, and petting lions this holiday season. — The human brain is a fascinating and terrifying place. This is the thing that governs every solitary sensation we have while bound in these clay vessels, and there’s clearly a reason it’s kept wrapped up under so many layers of blood, fibers of varied hardness, and other assorted gore. …

Neurology

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Handling Conflict As A Christian
Handling Conflict As A Christian
Neurology

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Nov 14, 2022

Another Side of Athena

A classic tale where you get to choose the ending. — Spiders are badass, man. Everything on the planet is terrified of them, even though all they really do is chill out in corners and consume pests. The females are massive compared to the males, which they will happily deour if given the opportunity. Also, their silk is one of the…

Greek Mythology

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Another Side of Athena
Another Side of Athena
Greek Mythology

9 min read


Oct 13, 2022

I Delivered My Rapist’s Pizza II: The Retakening

This time, she’s serving up more than steaming hot ‘za. — One evening in January 2022, I found myself face-to-face with the guy who poisoned my mind and set me down a path of self-destruction. He doesn’t deserve anonymity for what he did; but for the sake of being professional, we’re calling him Jake. I hadn’t seen his handsome, stupid face…

Life Lessons

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I Delivered My Rapist’s Pizza II: The Retakening
I Delivered My Rapist’s Pizza II: The Retakening
Life Lessons

9 min read


Sep 20, 2022

It’s Like Virginity, But Cooler

My testimony as an asexual Christian, with memes. — True to my usual self, I came out to my parents with a terrible joke.

Christianity

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It’s Like Virginity, But Cooler
It’s Like Virginity, But Cooler
Christianity

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Sep 2, 2022

A Nihilistic Christian?

Nothing here matters — Jesus said so. — I may have mentioned once or twice before that I have an irrational lack of fear of the void, and it’s mainly Jesus’ fault. When death has no edge, and you have a personal friendship with the creator of everything, how could anyone blame me? …

Christianity

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A Nihilistic Christian?
A Nihilistic Christian?
Christianity

8 min read


Aug 10, 2022

The Charity Of Corporations Isn’t As Awesome As It Looks

They parlay their pocket change into sainthood. — I know more than one person who argues in favor of ultra-wealthy CEOs on the premise that they donate literal billions of dollars to charity. $24.8 billions, in fact, in 2020. And that’s a good, right? We should be happy and grateful for those billions, right? …

Billionaires

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The Charity Of Corporations Isn’t As Awesome As It Looks
The Charity Of Corporations Isn’t As Awesome As It Looks
Billionaires

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Aug 9, 2022

God Doesn’t NEED You

Sheesh, arrogant, much? — It had been too long since Scott and I had sat and enjoyed the only two episodes of the animated Hellboy series, so we popped in the BluRay the other night. And it got us to discussing the nature of God, Himself, because what else could casually watching a Hellboy…

Christianity

7 min read

God Doesn’t NEED You
God Doesn’t NEED You
Christianity

7 min read

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Emily Rose

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