I recently read 1 Corinthians looking for something else, and instead I came to the conclusion that the apostle Paul was probably asexual. Only a true ace would get so triggered by one rumor about one guy hooking up with who sounds like his dead dad's second wife. Gross, yes, but... Dude literally rants about the downsides of sex for the next 2.5 chapters, and its kinda hilarious.