An Honest Missive to All Trump VotersHow can I explain to you that your usefulness has run its course?Nov 8, 2024Nov 8, 2024
An Open Letter To ALL Legging ManufacturersGo back to making leggings that fit, please.Jun 8, 2023Jun 8, 2023
What If Jesus Christ Had A Sexual Identity?I’m celebrating Pride Month with musings on the humanity of our God.Jun 5, 2023Jun 5, 2023
The Case For An American Wage CapAnother utopian solution for our dystopian societyApr 28, 2023Apr 28, 2023
A Warm Welcome To The Hockey ParentsOur policies have changed since your last stay…Jan 26, 20231Jan 26, 20231
I Really Can’t Stand “A Charlie Brown Christmas”An unpopular opinion that needs to be toldDec 19, 2022Dec 19, 2022
Handling Conflict As A ChristianOn theology, neurology, and petting lions this holiday season.Dec 7, 2022Dec 7, 2022
I Delivered My Rapist’s Pizza II: The RetakeningThis time, she’s serving up more than steaming hot ‘za.Oct 13, 2022Oct 13, 2022
It’s Like Virginity, But CoolerMy testimony as an asexual Christian, with memes.Sep 20, 20222Sep 20, 20222
The Charity Of Corporations Isn’t As Awesome As It LooksThey parlay their pocket change into sainthood.Aug 10, 2022Aug 10, 2022
I Delivered My Rapist’s PizzaThe moment I’ve been dreading for years finally arrived…Jan 23, 2022Jan 23, 2022
Tarot and Christian Prayer, pt. IIIResults, Resources, and The Thrilling Conclusion!Jan 3, 2022Jan 3, 2022
Tarot And Christian Prayer, pt. IIHow I use this ancient tool to hear the voice of The Living GodJan 3, 2022Jan 3, 2022
